When my life starts to feel a bit out of control, I reach for my labelmaker. Am I the only one? I frantically organize, file, categorize, and separate my life into rubbermaid bins and folders (all labeled, of course). All this because I can't control anything else. Not my toddler. Not my husband. Not my anxiety.
You can always tell when I'm having a control-fit. "To thrift" piles start to accumulate in the hallway. The three-hole punch and a stack of papers are scattered across the desk. And my DYMO LetraTag labelmaker sits perched on the counter, ready and waiting for its next task (if they made a labelmaker holster, it would be on my hip). Not even the remotes are spared my category-frenzy:
When J. packed for his hiring conference last month, I threw my labelmaker alongside all the office supplies in his suitcase. "For labeling all those company files. You know, easy-to-read, handy reference." You'd think I had asked him to sport a lunch box by the everyone will think I'm a geek look he gave me. Didn't he know what a sacrifice I was making, forfeiting my labelmaker for an entire week? He shook his head, but nevertheless dutifully packed it. When he came home it was the first thing I looked for as he unpacked. J. grimaced. "Oh, you know what? I was in such a hurry I think I left it at the hotel." GASP! Left it at the hotel?!
There's nothing I hate more than wasting money buying something I already own. I wondered if I could just learn to live without it. But as the stress around the job-hunt mounted, I found myself in the office supply aisle at Target. I was a little more calm the moment I put it in the cart.
Now, off to find a surface I haven't labeled...
So why not make a holster? Seems that with all the totes you have made you could easily spare some interfacing and a half yard of fabric. If you want help drafting it out let me know (=
Posted by: Stormy | 08/27/2007 at 07:06 PM
You crack me up. I love my labeler. Is it redundant to label your labeler? You'd think my house would be organized by now. I keep saying...almost there.
Posted by: MyMomtra | 05/24/2007 at 09:14 AM
i definitely do this when i'm stressed. i also purge like a mad thing (stuff, not my belly). i go through the house and toss anything and everything i can. and then i re-organize it all, which drives my boyfriend crazy because then he can't find anything!
Posted by: robyn | 05/09/2007 at 07:44 AM
So stressed... and you still have a sense of humor :)
THIS is why I want you to write a book- you totally crack me up!
Label away my little friend...
Love ya-
Posted by: Nikki | 05/08/2007 at 07:13 AM
Chuckling here too, as our Maggie had to "go out for a walk" after helping me sort and sift for the church sale. She caught me going through a bag at the door....and scolded me like she was my mom. Maybe I could get her a labelmaker.....first label would say- DO NOT OPEN....xoC
Posted by: charlotte lyons | 05/08/2007 at 06:20 AM
this is hilarious....but it would be mean of me to just laugh without revealing what i do when i'm super anxious and feeling out of control and that is to eat and eat and eat...and also to sit around and do nothing....so no i do NOT label or organize- but my house (and possibly my body) would sure look better if i DID! :) thanks fore reminding us that everyone (even those with clean homes) feel anxious and out of control sometimes :) and i hope things get calmer for you soon.
Posted by: stephanie | 05/07/2007 at 03:03 PM
this is hilarious....but it would be mean of me to just laugh without revealing what i do when i'm super anxious and feeling out of control and that is to eat and eat and eat...and also to sit around and do nothing....so no i do NOT label or organize- but my house (and possibly my body) would sure look better if i DID! :) thanks fore reminding us that everyone (even those with clean homes) feel anxious and out of control sometimes :) and i hope things get calmer for you soon.
Posted by: stephanie | 05/07/2007 at 03:02 PM
Every time I check your blog and see this post, I chuckle... remembering how one night we all went to bed with two total clutter-bum daughters with messy rooms, and woke up the next day (or so it seemed *s*) with one daughter who wanted to have her own professional organizing business and began de-cluttering her room---on her own initiative! That also happened to be your first year of high school, and you were feeling pretty overwhelmed by the huge "cattle yard" environment of the place. Interesting how labelling and organizing brings down your anxiety levels :)
This too shall pass, my little one ((hugs))
Posted by: Mom | 05/07/2007 at 11:20 AM
I label...
In fact, I am responsible for reorganizing (and labeling) the new supply closet at work...such a fun way to spend an afternoon. I am find myself organizing and reorganizing perfectly organized items when I feel 'out of control.' But, what exactly is 'in control' ? If you find out, please let me know :)
This has been my favorite post on your blog...I LOVE the first picture.
Posted by: Karen | 05/05/2007 at 07:12 PM
Hey, whatever works for you! It could be something much more nefarious to be sure. I did laugh at the t.v. remote though. The movers certainly won't have any trouble packing/labeling your belongings! :)
-Andrea
Posted by: Andrea | 05/05/2007 at 06:11 PM
No u aren't the only one haha. I had a co-worker do the same kinda stuff she even puts her can goods in ABC order.
Posted by: Dorothy | 05/05/2007 at 04:13 PM